Trouble in Paradise
Had the first fight of 2006 with my road bike today. The conversation went like this:
Bike: "Are you nuts? You can't ride me like this you silly humanoid"
Me: "Please just one more ride. I promise your new parts are on order. They'll be here soon and I'll clean you right after todays ride."
Bike: "Nope, Ive had it with you. I'm not puttin' out one more spin of my wheels till you fix me proper. "
Me: "fine"
Bike "Fine...hmmpffhhh"
Bike: "Are you nuts? You can't ride me like this you silly humanoid"
Me: "Please just one more ride. I promise your new parts are on order. They'll be here soon and I'll clean you right after todays ride."
Bike: "Nope, Ive had it with you. I'm not puttin' out one more spin of my wheels till you fix me proper. "
Me: "fine"
Bike "Fine...hmmpffhhh"