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No bloggage today. I've been busy with clinic prep and important stuff like riding my bike and doing my homework.


I do want to say congrats to one of my favorite people in the whole world today though. Miss Queen Bee got out and kicked some BBB sprint skills into action this weekend at Dinuba!

Interview Sockkage

Today I made someones interview not sock!

Yes I said sock not suck.

So I'm sitting there quite seriously asking this fellow what his experience level is with such n' such software...yadda..yadda, and I notice that he seems to be looking at the ground alot when I try to make eye contact. Hmmm...maybe somethings down there. So when he's not looking I steal a glance at the area near my primly crossed feet to see what is so interesting.

Doh...I've pulled a Sabine. My Happy Bunny socks peeking from above my Danskos have upstaged me! Hah...oh well. I just left it like that. A good sense of humor is a requirement for this job anyway...

Sunday service

Perfect weather
Camera fodder
Calming forest
Yummy trails
Two wheels
Bliss


AMEN


PS Thank you to a talented, wonderful, patient photo genius for teaching me some new tricks.

Antioxidant Oxymoron?

"Healthy chocolate that makes my skin glowing and lovely...uhh, sign me up for a life supply" I thought to myself as I stood in line and giggled "Yeah right that'll work just like an all you can eat diet." Disbelief aside I gave in to the marketing hook anyway and snagged a bar of this manna from Eve to try at home.

Report to come later....

Lazy days

Ughhh...I so want to shrug off work and go relax in the lovely sunshine today.

Maybe I should start making heavenly hotcakes for a living or better yet just break commodes. $10,000 for a broken toilet?? Will seeing Jesus in the commode really bring you closer to god? This kind of stuff makes me giggle and feel sad all at the same time.

Ouija Fun

So last week I found one of these Psychic Therapist cards on my car. I was amused for a moment or two and then it found it's way to my circular filing system. Yesterday I found three tacked to my car, these also all meandered their way the same direction as the first. I am curious though;
- Are American leaves not readable? Why the discrimination?
- What is raeding?? ;)
- If they can't spell, how can this person read?
- Isn't mystery part of the fun of life? Can you read a book before it is written? Mumbo Jumbo...

Bootee Bar

My cup of yogurt breakfast and cup of soup lunch just weren't hitting the spot...damn builder bars are yummy

Silly Monkey

I love that my life is full of silly monkeys!! They make me happy!

Thats all.

Ok so until recently I had no clue what kind of car Sputnik was (based on the name I assumed some random Russian thingy...they make cars?), however I noticed a reference in Xbunny's blog and did a Google search on the Toyata Previa which until now I had never heard of. Some of the pictures I found killed me!

Pimpin!!...hah! Gotta love the Toyotas...they are so friggin reliable.

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Beware bush dwelling radar men wielding mini stop signs and a ticket book

Ahhhh...I love the internet. Taking traffic school online from Sammy Signal in the comfort of my home with a steamy cup of coffee sure beats the alternative.

What I learned today:

1) speed limit signs are not strategically placed to generate revenue
2) if you are slow as hell and holding up traffic on a mountain road you are required by law to pull over and allow people to pass (hah...please teach more people this)
3) You can be fined for driving across a fire hose
4) pregnant women do not qualify as a carpool


#4 made me laugh...I got to thinking that if the whole point of the carpool lane is to reduce traffic and polution then what good does it do for all those soccer mom's to get the advantage? Hauling about all their own kiddos willy nilly doesn't reduce the number of cars on the road any more than an unborn fetus does.

Making Nice...

Ok...please don't report me to BPS (Bicycle Protective Services). After the last update I spent the day cleaning and pampering both of my bikes. My road bike has decided to give me a second chance and my mountain bike is thinking about it. ;)